(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.	× I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

( it goes on... )

I've just done this quiz:

Oh dear...

You scored as Viv Savage. You are Viv Savage Keyboardist for the band, you are generally misunderstood. You tend to be a little bit out of sync with the rest of the world, but you aren't the type to dwell on it. Keep on rocking! </td> Viv Savage 90% David St. Hubbins 50% Nigel Tufnel 40% Derek Smalls 40% Mick Shrimpton 40% What Spinal Tap member are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Well here I am, I've registered an account, and I'm writing the first entry.
I bet most people don't get beyond this point - and I may well follow that path :)

Over to the community to add witty comments...

...or not :)